You are the only one who needs to know.

[wolfpangs]

You asked for it and here it is: the secrets meme, back by popular demand. Share a secret, any kind of secret, whether it be silly or serious. Do it anonymously or not. IP logging is turned off and the only rule is that comments that explicitly name eljay members* are verboten.

Secrets are made to be found out with time.

*excluding your hostess

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really starting to hate FTOTZ

[danisse.livejournal.com]

Dude. Not only do I feel the same way, but I will say it out loud.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm secretly a nice person, but if you tell anyone, I'll brutally murder you! (Except for I won't, because I'm secretly a nice person. Still, keep it under your hat!)

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I'm supposed to be on my way to the bank now. Shh, don't tell.

[(Anonymous)]

EW! Anonymize that shit! You are so defriended.

[(Anonymous)]

I downloaded a song by Jack Wagner this morning.

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, the fact that I am perpectually single makes me miserable on a daily basis. I feel like I'm under a cloud. I know it's making it even more difficult for me to meet a man, but gussying up and going to bars and trying to look cute is not working at all. I already do about a trillion activities swarming with straight men, and yet noooooobody is interested. I feel like a troll. Or invisible. I am stuck. I haven't had sex in eight months and I feel like I never will again.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm scare myself by thinking there are monsters and ghost so often that I belive I am crazy.

[mortalmax.livejournal.com]

I wish I could wear sleeveless shirts. But I don't want to tan dammit!

[(Anonymous)]

I am a bad LJ friend. I scroll by many entries. I once didn't realize that someone was pregnant for two months after she announced it.

[(Anonymous)]

It makes me very, very angry that my trust was violated by a person who apparently holds "internet" friendship up as different from "real life" friendship. I'm not any less "real" simply because I will never meet some people on my friends list.

[(Anonymous)]

Why should someone hold an internet friendship in higher regard than a real-life one, considering how much people misrepresent themselves online?

[(Anonymous)]

I like to fashion hats out of tinfoil and wear them while prancing around merrily and singing the entire songbook from "The Sound of Music".

[missbingley.livejournal.com]

I spoke to a man named Mr. Hyunh today and when I hung up the phone, I started crying because it reminded me of the Christmas episode of Hey Arnold with Mr. Hyunh's daughter and it's terribly sad, and I had to blame it on allergies when questioned.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone owes me $50, but I'm so completely shocked by the situation that led to this debt that I'm willing to give a waiver. I will accept sweeties (candy), however.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really hating that facial hair on women runs in my family. Go ahead and laugh -- I am.

[(Anonymous)]

I like you. I worry that you don't like me.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Is this directed to me or to another you? If it's me, I dislike only one person--that unpleasant fanwoman who sends me private messages about how horrible I am. Obviously I don't know who this is, but I can say that chances are, I like you a lot.

[(Anonymous)]

I know someone who has a giant secret. Everyone -- and I mean everyone -- has figured it out by now. No one cares. I wish she would just admit it so we could all move on.

[(Anonymous)]

For reals. It's Livejournal's giant elephant in the room that no one will talk about.

[(Anonymous)]

I suspect someone of having a secret, but it doesn't mean I hate them. I get carried away with theories, but I do realize there's a person underneath. I also don't think you can forge friendships with a constructed personality, so I don't doubt everything. I still care; I'm just confused.

I could also be a paranoid tool.

That made zero sense!

[(Anonymous)]

It kind of hurts to be so open with people only to realize that some of them you hardly know at all, or you think you know them...

[(Anonymous)]

Often I don't comment on people's journals because I don't know what to say. Or I'm afraid of saying the wrong thing. I am reading, though, and I do care. About most of it, anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

I dislike several of my LJ friends, but I keep them on my friends list anyway. I'm not sure why.

[(Anonymous)]

Then defriend them. What's the worst they can do to you?

[(Anonymous)]

Salome, I'm sorry we can't be nice this time.

[(Anonymous)]

This is making me feel ooky. Why can't we all just get along and tell the truth and be excellent to one another?!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not. Some of this shit needs to be said.

This is what happens when people stop being polite and start being real.

(Though I did just have to take a test proving I was a human in order to post this, so what do I know?)

[(Anonymous)]

Some how, some way, some day, the real world is going to come knocking, and one hopes that being slapped in the face by reality will be enough to make that snivelling, pretentious, overprivileged, unappreciative, misogynistic, insipid little bitch of a waste of human life snap out of it and become a person worth the air they breathe.

[(Anonymous)]

What the hell? You are scary.

[(Anonymous)]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[(Anonymous)]

Me too! Then I played the slots and filled up at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[sleestak.livejournal.com]

This is my first comment in this post, anonymous or otherwise. It's a coward's confession, but I really, REALLY don't want to be associated with the resurrection of past drama.

Oh! And I just had sex like 40 minutes ago. That was pretty cool.

[(Anonymous)]

Sex... with a girl?! We should all be so lucky.

[(Anonymous)]

Remember when I said I liked JAG? I lied.

I *LOVE* JAG. And now I have it on DVD.

[(Anonymous)]

Last time I was in Brooklyn I went to church. Full mass.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I adore you. But you knew that already.