Red Right Hand

[wolfpangs]

--Dear CSI,

As you know, I really enjoy the show. I especially wanted to thank you for tonight's episode. It was a very helpful resource in that "Some People Like to Dress Up Like Animals and Hump Each Other" discussion I've been meaning to have with my grandmother. The ladies at the beauty shop will be way impressed with her knowledge of furries, especially when she uses terms like "yiffing."

Thanks ever so much,

Salome

--Dear body,

What the hell is wrong with you? One moment, you're like, "I sure am sneezy today. Must be sinuses" and the sinuses are all "Hey, don't put that shit on us" and now you're like, "Total system failure--everyone must evacuate!" What is the deal, pickle? You better start responding to the specially made cough syrup I have to take or else we get dextromethorphan and you know what that does. In short, I feel like crap. Why have you forsaken me?

Bleh,

The Captain

--Dear jalapeno poppers,

Why can't I stop eating you?

Wondering (and hungry),

S.

--Dear fast food staff,

Okay, let me get this straight. The new girl didn't know that five jalapeno poppers came in a regular order so she only dropped four. So, you guys are compensating me with a chicken finger since those are already done. Okay...so why did I get a chicken finger and five poppers?

Still confused,

Girl in the silver car

--Dear Limey,

Thanks for emailing me. That was really unexpected and happy-making. Have a good time tomorrow night.

Yours,

Cherry Pop

--Dear Strokes,

I love Room On Fire.

Thanks,

Salome

--Dear telemarketer,

I know you were calling for a worthy cause and it is one that I support. However, when I am sick and trying to sleep in before work, take no for an answer. No, really.

Still a Yellow Dog Dem in a family of Republicans,

S.

--Dear friends list,

Happy Halloween! I hope you all have a good holiday and get lots of candy. Have a great weekend!

Love,

Salome

Comments

[rexmanning.livejournal.com]

Dear Salome,

Wait, you have Jack in the Boxes in the south? I thought they were west coasty. Or maybe this is another popper having fast food place. Or you're not in the south.

Stupidly curious,

Becca

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Dear Becca,

There are a few southern states with Jack in the Boxes but Alabama isn't one of them. I get my popper goodness at Arby's because they take my debit card (I rarely carry cash) and I'm totally stalking brim.

Lovies,

Salome

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wizzard_/]

I love Arby's Jalepeño poppers. There's an Arby's a minute away from my apartment, which is just dangerous..

[danisse.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe they did an episode about furries. Your grandma is the coolest!

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Yep, she is. I checked the TV Guide before it came on to see what episode it was and..."Oh, shit. It's the furries episode." So, I did what I had to do. I sat down and had The Talk. Her response? "I'm glad I was born in the 30s."

[ladycakes.livejournal.com]

The only thing I miss about fast food are those damn poppers and the delicious bronco berry sauce. *drool*

mmm....red dye

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I can't even take the time to get the bronco berry sauce open. It's a sickness, for serious. I've had them almost every day this week.

[ladycakes.livejournal.com]

Step away from the drive-thru! heee

[kaytethinks.livejournal.com]

Dear Friends,

Can someone tell me what a "popper" is?

Intrigued,

Kayte

[rexmanning.livejournal.com]

Oh, you poor Canadian dear.

A popper is basically a jalapeno pepper, stuffed with mozzarella cheese and fried. So. Damn. Good.

[kaytethinks.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooh. That sounds yummy.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

It is. Many places serve them with ranch dressing as a dip but Arby's serves them with their odd little bronco berry sauce. I like 'em plain.

[kaytethinks.livejournal.com]

hmm. the nearest arby's is...like an hour away. i'll look into it the next time i head to halifax.

hmm.

[ladycakes.livejournal.com]

it's actually cream cheese and jalapeno breaded and deep fried. so yum...especially with the sweet and spicy sauce