I can't put my passport in my pocket because it chafes my thighs, bitch.

[wolfpangs]

Comments

[la-sonnambula.livejournal.com]

How charming is this voice post? Too too much. I had a smile on the entire time I was listening to it--except the part about your uncle, I hope he gets well soon--and I laughed at "killing factory". Your "bye-bye now" was sexy.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Aw, you're so sweet. I think they've figured out what's wrong with my uncle so he should be getting better soon.