Fatkins

[wolfpangs]

If I unwrap a heart-shaped box of chocolates and it has "Low Carb" imprinted on the front, you are so not my Valentine.

Comments

[eigendexter.livejournal.com]

so you're saying that you don't want a package of meat for valentines day?

i'm glad i saved the receipt.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I always want a package of meat, especially if it's been jimmied into a heart-shaped box.

[eigendexter.livejournal.com]

i can package my spam into any shape your heart desires.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I love Spam! No, really.