Fatkins

[wolfpangs]

If I unwrap a heart-shaped box of chocolates and it has "Low Carb" imprinted on the front, you are so not my Valentine.

Comments

[sammyh.livejournal.com]

For your enduring contempt for Atkins, you have a special place in my heart and I'm totally sending you a bouquet of NOT low-carb lollipops for V-day. ♥

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I actually saw the lollipops bouquet last night and made a mental note to tell my consort about them.

[jess-d-ripper.livejournal.com]

Is this a joke, or are they really selling low-carb chocolates? If so, how romantic! Ew.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

They should sell high-carb chocolates!

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. I just want to be able to buy a package that has "High Carb" (or "HI CARB," whatever) emblazoned upon it.

Net carbs are the carbohydrates minus the fiber, which is a carb but doesn't affect your blood sugar the same way as the "bad" carbs.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Sadly, this is not a joke.

[eigendexter.livejournal.com]

so you're saying that you don't want a package of meat for valentines day?

i'm glad i saved the receipt.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I always want a package of meat, especially if it's been jimmied into a heart-shaped box.

[eigendexter.livejournal.com]

i can package my spam into any shape your heart desires.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I love Spam! No, really.

[forsythia25.livejournal.com]

Salome, uncross your heart.
I know what goes on inside, it's over before it starts.
Well I'll stay all night, I'll wait right here.
The full moon might work magic girl, but I won't disappear.


Oh no, Salome, did you seduce my favorite Texan songwriter? ;)

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I'll never tell.

[razzberryberet.livejournal.com]

I could see how something like this might work for a very, very small demographic of people who might be dieting together, but otherwise? HELLS NO.

Still, I guess it's always good to have huge, blinking warning signs that the guy you're dating may be a jerk, right?

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if I ever succumbed to the brain-sucking that is Atkins, why even bother with the chocolate? 'Cause you know that low carb chocolate has gotta be hella tasty. Not.