Fatkins

[wolfpangs]

If I unwrap a heart-shaped box of chocolates and it has "Low Carb" imprinted on the front, you are so not my Valentine.

Comments

[sammyh.livejournal.com]

For your enduring contempt for Atkins, you have a special place in my heart and I'm totally sending you a bouquet of NOT low-carb lollipops for V-day. ♥

[jess-d-ripper.livejournal.com]

Is this a joke, or are they really selling low-carb chocolates? If so, how romantic! Ew.

[eigendexter.livejournal.com]

so you're saying that you don't want a package of meat for valentines day?

i'm glad i saved the receipt.

[forsythia25.livejournal.com]

Salome, uncross your heart.
I know what goes on inside, it's over before it starts.
Well I'll stay all night, I'll wait right here.
The full moon might work magic girl, but I won't disappear.


Oh no, Salome, did you seduce my favorite Texan songwriter? ;)

[razzberryberet.livejournal.com]

I could see how something like this might work for a very, very small demographic of people who might be dieting together, but otherwise? HELLS NO.

Still, I guess it's always good to have huge, blinking warning signs that the guy you're dating may be a jerk, right?