You are the only one who needs to know.

[wolfpangs]

You asked for it and here it is: the secrets meme, back by popular demand. Share a secret, any kind of secret, whether it be silly or serious. Do it anonymously or not. IP logging is turned off and the only rule is that comments that explicitly name eljay members* are verboten.

Secrets are made to be found out with time.

*excluding your hostess

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really starting to hate FTOTZ

[(Anonymous)]

I'm secretly a nice person, but if you tell anyone, I'll brutally murder you! (Except for I won't, because I'm secretly a nice person. Still, keep it under your hat!)

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I'm supposed to be on my way to the bank now. Shh, don't tell.

[(Anonymous)]

I downloaded a song by Jack Wagner this morning.

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, the fact that I am perpectually single makes me miserable on a daily basis. I feel like I'm under a cloud. I know it's making it even more difficult for me to meet a man, but gussying up and going to bars and trying to look cute is not working at all. I already do about a trillion activities swarming with straight men, and yet noooooobody is interested. I feel like a troll. Or invisible. I am stuck. I haven't had sex in eight months and I feel like I never will again.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm scare myself by thinking there are monsters and ghost so often that I belive I am crazy.

[mortalmax.livejournal.com]

I wish I could wear sleeveless shirts. But I don't want to tan dammit!

[(Anonymous)]

I am a bad LJ friend. I scroll by many entries. I once didn't realize that someone was pregnant for two months after she announced it.

[(Anonymous)]

It makes me very, very angry that my trust was violated by a person who apparently holds "internet" friendship up as different from "real life" friendship. I'm not any less "real" simply because I will never meet some people on my friends list.

[(Anonymous)]

I like to fashion hats out of tinfoil and wear them while prancing around merrily and singing the entire songbook from "The Sound of Music".

[missbingley.livejournal.com]

I spoke to a man named Mr. Hyunh today and when I hung up the phone, I started crying because it reminded me of the Christmas episode of Hey Arnold with Mr. Hyunh's daughter and it's terribly sad, and I had to blame it on allergies when questioned.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone owes me $50, but I'm so completely shocked by the situation that led to this debt that I'm willing to give a waiver. I will accept sweeties (candy), however.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really hating that facial hair on women runs in my family. Go ahead and laugh -- I am.

[(Anonymous)]

I like you. I worry that you don't like me.

[(Anonymous)]

I know someone who has a giant secret. Everyone -- and I mean everyone -- has figured it out by now. No one cares. I wish she would just admit it so we could all move on.

[(Anonymous)]

I suspect someone of having a secret, but it doesn't mean I hate them. I get carried away with theories, but I do realize there's a person underneath. I also don't think you can forge friendships with a constructed personality, so I don't doubt everything. I still care; I'm just confused.

I could also be a paranoid tool.

That made zero sense!

[(Anonymous)]

Often I don't comment on people's journals because I don't know what to say. Or I'm afraid of saying the wrong thing. I am reading, though, and I do care. About most of it, anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

I dislike several of my LJ friends, but I keep them on my friends list anyway. I'm not sure why.

[(Anonymous)]

Salome, I'm sorry we can't be nice this time.

[(Anonymous)]

This is making me feel ooky. Why can't we all just get along and tell the truth and be excellent to one another?!

[(Anonymous)]

Some how, some way, some day, the real world is going to come knocking, and one hopes that being slapped in the face by reality will be enough to make that snivelling, pretentious, overprivileged, unappreciative, misogynistic, insipid little bitch of a waste of human life snap out of it and become a person worth the air they breathe.

[(Anonymous)]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[sleestak.livejournal.com]

This is my first comment in this post, anonymous or otherwise. It's a coward's confession, but I really, REALLY don't want to be associated with the resurrection of past drama.

Oh! And I just had sex like 40 minutes ago. That was pretty cool.

[(Anonymous)]

Remember when I said I liked JAG? I lied.

I *LOVE* JAG. And now I have it on DVD.

[(Anonymous)]

Last time I was in Brooklyn I went to church. Full mass.