You are the only one who needs to know.

[wolfpangs]

You asked for it and here it is: the secrets meme, back by popular demand. Share a secret, any kind of secret, whether it be silly or serious. Do it anonymously or not. IP logging is turned off and the only rule is that comments that explicitly name eljay members* are verboten.

Secrets are made to be found out with time.

*excluding your hostess

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

What the hell? You are scary.

[(Anonymous)]

Last time I was in Brooklyn I went to church. Full mass.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I adore you. But you knew that already.

[(Anonymous)]

If you're talking about me, I'm the very first to admit how fortunate I am, and how appreciative I am of all the sacrifices that people have made for me.

As for misogynistic: that's a new one. Funny, but new.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Is this directed to me or to another you? If it's me, I dislike only one person--that unpleasant fanwoman who sends me private messages about how horrible I am. Obviously I don't know who this is, but I can say that chances are, I like you a lot.

[danisse.livejournal.com]

Really? 'Cause it kind of seemed like it, considering I was among the first to comment. And no one's embarrassed.

[(Anonymous)]

Nope, not you at all. You live in a different country from those I was talking about.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh. That clears things up, but kindly drop some clearer clues as to who it is you're talking about. I like that you seem to know so much about two of the 'most boring people on livejournal'. It's important to remember at this point that FTOTZ cats aren't obsessive freaks. Granted, who better qualified than someone from the FTOTZ to decide what is repetitive and/or boring? Anyhoo...

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, burn. Heh.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not the one with whom you've been corresponding, but Rockgeisha kindly asked us not to name names.

If y'all don't like FTOTZ so much, why do y'all still go there?

[(Anonymous)]

I really miss what FTOTZ used to be. The irony is that it was partly formed to get away from the unfavorable aspects of FT, yet some of the same things we detested so much are becoming more apparent within the community itself. Which is kinda sad, really because I never thought it would become that way. There's a part of me that wants to leave, yet another part that doesn't.

[(Anonymous)]

There seems to be a lot of bottled up anger and hurt coming out in this post. It is interesting what people will say when they don't have to be held accountable for their comments.

I guess this includes me.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh! And I just had sex like 40 minutes ago. That was pretty cool.

*Napoleon Dynamite voice* Lucky!

[(Anonymous)]

I met someone last year, whom I was completely taken by. I've never felt so comfortable before in my life and we really clicked. Months later I find out that they're in a relationship, and rumor has it they're engaged. After being down for about a couple of days, I even surprised myself that I was able let go of the entire situation the way I have. Yet there's a small part of me that still wishes to see them again... and perhaps maybe we can be together someday.

[(Anonymous)]

So writing "entertaining" (by whose standards?) livejournal entries is some kind of prerequisite to hating someone on the internet? Please.

(I'm having trouble not replying more vitriolically.)

[(Anonymous)]

For reals. It's Livejournal's giant elephant in the room that no one will talk about.

They're real...

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

My secret is that I really, really want to know what y'all are talking about. I mean, don't name any names, but ... is it a bad secret, one that will cause the Internet to implode?

[(Anonymous)]

Me too! Then I played the slots and filled up at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

well

[(Anonymous)]

I got pregnant by a celebrity and had an abortion.
He still doesn't know.

[(Anonymous)]

FYI, I was honoring a real life friendship *over* an internet friendship. I'll give you 50 bucks if you can find me someone who wouldn't do the same.

Wow, that's incredible. You almost make it sound noble. Good luck with your wonderful three-month old 'real life friendship', kid.

[(Anonymous)]

I was psychically impregnated by a rock star of some ill-repute and had to see that guy from "Crossing Over" for a "procedure".

[(Anonymous)]

I dated a man who was much older than me when I was 20. he has a very fit body and was 45..think close to george cloony's age and he told me that if I went out w/ him, I could see what the nicer restaurants were like and how to meet men who had culture. (live in small town in sc..tired of men that chew tobacco) he had traveled the world, owned many businesses, drove a porche, had a yacht, mansion, he was perfect

of course many other females wanted to date him and he decided we should be friends. and now he dead from coke.

[(Anonymous)]

My fingernails are incredibly filthy.

[(Anonymous)]

I am a close personal friend of Dominic Monaghan. He's been on my bed. I have pictures.