You are the only one who needs to know.

[wolfpangs]

You asked for it and here it is: the secrets meme, back by popular demand. Share a secret, any kind of secret, whether it be silly or serious. Do it anonymously or not. IP logging is turned off and the only rule is that comments that explicitly name eljay members* are verboten.

Secrets are made to be found out with time.

*excluding your hostess

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Stab you in the back with a rusty spoon.

[(Anonymous)]

Just FYI, there are multiple people responding. But I do think it's funny how things always seem to happen...

[(Anonymous)]

Salome, I'm sorry we can't be nice this time.

[(Anonymous)]

This is making me feel ooky. Why can't we all just get along and tell the truth and be excellent to one another?!

[griffin-mill.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I get it less than you do. I don't mind constantly being the one e-people hate, but I'd like a break at least every other outbreak of internet drama.

[(Anonymous)]

Or until you do a little basic internet research that proves most everything they've ever said is a lie.

[(Anonymous)]

I like you and everything, but you're not really the center of this particular internet drama, nor are you the one people are upset with.

[griffin-mill.livejournal.com]

Ha! Oh, oops. Um... good night!

[(Anonymous)]

Get over yourself.

[(Anonymous)]

It's ironic that you took this all so harshly, since what you said was fairly benign and not worth being embarrassed of. What set me off was that two of the most boring people on livejournal, on of whom didn't even have our little "e-villain" on their friends list, were the quickest to jump on the hateration bandwagon.

[(Anonymous)]

(believe it or not, I...don't really care)

The sincerest kind of 'don't care' is the kind that has to announce its presence.

[(Anonymous)]

There's *another* e-scandal involving an e-mole violating someone's e-trust? E-GADS!

[(Anonymous)]

Don't be so sure the person who started this conversation (me) is the person you think it is. I could be anybody. I mean, since an entire community was sold out. Even the ones who didn't say anything. I think we still have a right to be pissed.

[(Anonymous)]

Some how, some way, some day, the real world is going to come knocking, and one hopes that being slapped in the face by reality will be enough to make that snivelling, pretentious, overprivileged, unappreciative, misogynistic, insipid little bitch of a waste of human life snap out of it and become a person worth the air they breathe.

[(Anonymous)]

I suppose ... I don't know why people tiptoe so much around the Internet. Being afraid to do what you want just contributes to your own unhappiness.

[(Anonymous)]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[sleestak.livejournal.com]

This is my first comment in this post, anonymous or otherwise. It's a coward's confession, but I really, REALLY don't want to be associated with the resurrection of past drama.

Oh! And I just had sex like 40 minutes ago. That was pretty cool.

[(Anonymous)]

Some people ought to tread lightly when daring to call others boring.

[(Anonymous)]

Sex... with a girl?! We should all be so lucky.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

It's okay--I'm giving the people what they want!

[(Anonymous)]

Remember when I said I liked JAG? I lied.

I *LOVE* JAG. And now I have it on DVD.

[(Anonymous)]

But what about your other real life friendships?

[danisse.livejournal.com]

For real.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not. Some of this shit needs to be said.

This is what happens when people stop being polite and start being real.

(Though I did just have to take a test proving I was a human in order to post this, so what do I know?)

[(Anonymous)]

Wasn't talking about you.