Grand Old Party

[wolfpangs]

I have always liked former Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY), especially after his cameo in Dave. Now after reading his response to Crazy Fred Phelps, I like him even more.

CFP attacked Mr. Simpson for being the honorary chair of the Republican Unity Coalition, which bills itself as a "policy forum for gay and straight Republicans." Of course, we all know that if there's one thing CFP hates, it's those darn gays.

As Mr. Simpson is always one to say exactly what he thinks, he wrote Crazy Fred Phelps this response:

"I just wanted to alert you to the fact that some dizzy ass is sending out mailings and e-mails from the Westboro Baptist Church -- and using your name! I'm certain that you would not want this to continue or some less-alert citizen might think that you, yourself had done it. We know that is surely not the case, because you are a God-fearing Christian person filled to the brim with forbearance, tolerance and love--and this other goofy homophobe nut must be someone totally opposite."

Ahaha.

Comments

[islandcreature.livejournal.com]

"...some dizzy ass..." Ha! Ha, ha! CFP has been told.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I predict that dizzy will be my new favorite insult of choice.

[jess-d-ripper.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that's good.

[razzberryberet.livejournal.com]

BOO-YAH BIYETCH!

[readykatego.livejournal.com]

In yo FACE! OWNED!

That is awesome.

[eigendexter.livejournal.com]

which reminds me, i need to send ol' crazy fred an xmas card this year. he needs our wuv!

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Ooh, see if you can find one of those ones with like, a gang of beefcake-y boys on it!

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[rexmanning.livejournal.com]

Wow, he rules. He needs to school all those other Republicans.