Elle avoit vu le loup.

[wolfpangs]

Back when my grandmother was in the nursing home, we'd go to visit and we'd usually have to pass this 104-year-old woman who'd sit in the hallway in her wheelchair. She was always saying all manner of odd things when we passed her. My mother was carrying a honeydew melon one day and the lady said, "I remember when they killed one of those behind the barn." Ohhhkay. Well, one day I was walking by and she said, "That's the one right there. She changes into a wolf." First I was like, that was weird and then I was like, how does she know?!

So today at lunch, my mom busted out the news that our family name was not always Moon. It was shortened from Moonblood. No one who knows why is alive anymore, but I can venture a guess. Moon is an ambiguous surname. Possibly English, possibly mutated French. Moonblood, on the other hand, is totally not. Knowing what I know already about my family history and whatnot, I think the conclusion is obvious.

I'm probably a werewolf.

PS: I did a surname search and found one listing, for a S. Moonblood in LA. I think I actually found myself in the future.

Comments

[moveslikegiallo.livejournal.com]

That is maybe the most amazing surname ever.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks!

[dryhumpronda.livejournal.com]

I always thought it was odd that you never updated during the full moon!!

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

I'm too busy waking up in strange places.

[pasunepipe.livejournal.com]

Best. Post. Ever.

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

♥

[kaytethinks.livejournal.com]

"likes this."

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

:D