Flower-sniffing, kitty-petting, baby-kissing corporate rock whore.

[wolfpangs]

Confidential to kaytethinks, my horoscope yesterday:

You take complete responsibility for the impression you make on others. Know what you want to say and how you want to portray yourself. Soon you have a constituency of supporters.

Tee hee.

My horoscope today should read: Make sure to put a pot on the coffee machine BEFORE you press start, genius.

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[helenabucket.livejournal.com]

My horoscope today should read: Make sure to put a pot on the coffee machine BEFORE you press start, genius.

...And don't reflexively try to stem the torrent of boiling coffee by shoving your cupped hands under it. Gad, I hate it when that happens!

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've been wondering where you were!

Luckily, I realized there was no pot when I was in the pantry. I walked in, saw the pot sitting in the sink and..."Oh, shit!"

[kaytethinks.livejournal.com]

You take complete responsibility for the impression you make on others. Know what you want to say and how you want to portray yourself. Soon you have a constituency of supporters.

Ha! That's great. "constituency of supporters" = army of adoring minions. Why do I never get the meta horoscopes?!

[rockgeisha.livejournal.com]

You should read horoscopes by Holiday. I luff her.