These kids...man. I thought about you, when Alex was all "city where po-boys and muffalettas were created" and homeslice was all, "Chicago." Chicago! What is wrong with you?! Not a single kid got the final question right.

You got any more inside dirt?

Oh, I gots all kinda inside dirt. I was thinking this afternoon that I could write an entry about two of the um, experiences I've had (not with Jack, mind you) but it would probably be a TMI overdose.