If Kerry claims victory to "P.I.M.P.," I will die. Of joy. However, the first thing I want to hear when he wins, is Roger Daltrey's scream from "Won't Get Fooled Again." Not the whole song. Just the scream.

...and I was all, "Just you wait for Salome's autobiography, yo. Then you'll see what cool is."

Damn straight. They jus' hate me 'cause they ain't me.