Tell the doctor he shouldn't do that and charge him $54. Unfair charges cessation.

Failing that, carve a cigarette into his face. While kneeling on him.

Salome, don't do meth! Or crack! Or eat poisonous mushrooms! Or taunt wild animals! Or go to bed without brushing your teeth! Or go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Thanks, that'll be eleventy million pounds. Cash or cheque?