OMG.

Lifetime made a movie out of Speak. And it's premiering on my birthday!

Edit: Okay, apparently Lifetime didn't make it but it's premiering on there and Showtime on September 5.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY baggylettuce! Have the kind of fun that could get you arrested!

Um, but don't actually get arrested.

For the rest of you, if I have some extra time tonight, I'll give you some party (and other kinds of) tips from everyone's favorite new book. The rose omelette is coming.