Try wearing a corset.

princessm516, nonsense. This is half-assed hair.

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Oh and while we're at it. A laptop would be handy for traveling but I don't want one because they're incompetent. That had nothing to do with anything. This is just an excuse to show a picture I took of one. It is (obviously) not mine and I'm not saying who it belongs to...let's just say he's a funny guy.

( No, I am not drunk. )

I predict I get at least one weird email after this.