I wish TV would stop showing those Ford commercials with Taylor Hicks singing like he was in pain. Not that I blame him, I feel the same way when I listen to him.

Joe Francis's lawyer has drilled an impressive new nadir for sleazebag lawyers with that big dong defense. I don't know why any celeb would want to hang out with Joe Francis, maybe they think he's a younger, hipper Hugh Hefner instead of a human slime factory.

Good luck with the job search!